So some co-workers are going to Vegas…

I’ve tried to give them the gist of what they’ll see:

• everyone smoking inside (this is a bit of a shocker coming from UK/EU)
• old people stuffing dollars and nickels into slot machines
• no ‘whales’ or big-money spenders – they’re kept isolated with their $100 slot machines
• someone blowing hundreds of dollars at blackjack or roulette or poker, busting out, then taking out more bills to give to the dealer/croupier
• lots of trophy wives (well, wife for the night)
• limousines
• off-road trucks going up and down the Strip
• blazing hot heat
• douchebags in loud shirts

And of course the places they should visit:

• Bellagio
• Ceasar’s Palace
• Paris
• New York New York (used to be my favorite)
• In n Out Burger