Geez. Paranoid much?

I like capitalism and usually appreciate the opportunistic culture of American business, but I think some people are just a wee bit too concerned about home security.

Can you imagine sleeping in this thing:

Maybe the better question is: can you imagine being paranoid enough to consider buying this thing?

I just think it’s funny/sad that someone even sees a market for this sort of thing. Maybe it’s meant to be sold to South American dictators or African ‘presidents’?