OMG the American-ness is overwhelming

Of the folks I know that interested in home protection, most just keep a baseball bat or an old golf club next to or under their bed. But if you REALLY want to know how you can keep your double-barrel 12-gauge handy, check this out!

I’m still on the lookout for a wooden baseball bat to have around. It’s just…classic. Since I’m in England I’d be happy with a cricket bat – the scenes in Spinal Tap with their manager smashing up an office are too funny NOT to want to replicate